What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do Christians think voting for Trump is any better than voting for Kamala Harris?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What is the American mobile phone number format?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is Replika conscious?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die